Short Dirty Jokes
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back."Now this is the perfect pet fo
Uncle Jack
Say you had an Uncle Jack. Say your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant. Would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?
Funny Rude Jokes
New watch at school
One day a school boy was showing off his new watch at school. One of his mates asks how he got it. He said "Well the other night i walked in on my mum and dad having sex, my dad got mad and said
Bad Example
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".Their son walked in and said "What does bitc
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
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Funny and Short Dirty Jokes
Funny Dirty Joke
A young girl walks in on her parents having sex. She asks,
"Mum, what are you doing to Dad?"
Mum replies, "I was just letting the air out of him - he's too fat."
The little girl replies, "Why, the lady next door is just going to blow him up again."
Short Dirty Jokes
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Hooker and Guy Joke
This guy is walking down the street, when a hooker approaches him and asks, “Say, wanna have a good time?” “Sure!” he says as they head off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes, all the while he’s staring at her. The hooker says, “Is this the first pussy you’ve seen since you crawled out of one?” The guy says, “Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into.”
Licking Balls Joke
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street, when they come across this dog sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, “I sure wish I could do that!”
The other one looks at him and says, “Well, I think I’d pet him first.”
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A young girl walks in on her parents having sex. She asks,
"Mum, what are you doing to Dad?"
Mum replies, "I was just letting the air out of him - he's too fat."
The little girl replies, "Why, the lady next door is just going to blow him up again."
Short Dirty Jokes
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Hooker and Guy Joke
This guy is walking down the street, when a hooker approaches him and asks, “Say, wanna have a good time?” “Sure!” he says as they head off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes, all the while he’s staring at her. The hooker says, “Is this the first pussy you’ve seen since you crawled out of one?” The guy says, “Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into.”
Licking Balls Joke
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street, when they come across this dog sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, “I sure wish I could do that!”
The other one looks at him and says, “Well, I think I’d pet him first.”
For more, Short, Funny and Rude Jokes, visit my Short Rude Jokes Blog.
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