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One Line Dirty Short Jokes

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry Short Funny Jokes

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls

Short Dirty Jokes

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

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