Short and Funny Dirty Jokes

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Teacher and Child Student short Joke

Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than two?
Child Student: Sir, we should marry them.

Wife & Husband Funny Joke

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that ?

"I would love to." replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough.

Short and Funny Dirty Joke on 2 Dogs

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

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