Funny and Short Dirty Jokes

Funny Dirty Joke

A young girl walks in on her parents having sex. She asks,
"Mum, what are you doing to Dad?"

Mum replies, "I was just letting the air out of him - he's too fat."

The little girl replies, "Why, the lady next door is just going to blow him up again."

Short Dirty Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!


What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Hooker and Guy Joke

This guy is walking down the street, when a hooker approaches him and asks, “Say, wanna have a good time?” “Sure!” he says as they head off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes, all the while he’s staring at her. The hooker says, “Is this the first pussy you’ve seen since you crawled out of one?” The guy says, “Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into.”

Licking Balls Joke

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street, when they come across this dog sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, “I sure wish I could do that!”

The other one looks at him and says, “Well, I think I’d pet him first.”

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