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One line Dirty Jokes
Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!
Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
Short Dirty Jokes and Dirty Text Message Jokes
A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!" And the drunk said," Quiet, I was talking to the duck."
What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
Race Horse Dirty Joke and Funny Dirty Jokes
A Man walks home from a long day at work only to get hit in the head with a frying pan by his wife.
In a Few hours, the man comes to, and he asks his wife, "What the f*ck was that all about?!"
His wife says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that said Debbie with a phone number!"
The man explains" honey, that was my racehorse, Debbie! I went to the track yesterday and bet on her!"
The man's wife apologizes sincerely.
The next day, the man comes home from work to get a lamp broken on his head.
He says "what the f*ck was that for?!"
His wife says, "Your racehorse called!!!!!"
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